“A

purity examination

is actually a self-graded study that analyzes the players’ expected level of purity in worldly matters (intercourse, medications, deception, along with other activities thought getting
habits
), typically on a portion level with 100% getting the absolute most and 0percent getting the least “pure”. Using the internet purity assessments happened to be among the list of first of
Internet memes
, prominent on
Usenet
from the first 1980s. But similar forms of examinations distributed under various names a long time before the presence of the online world.”

The known purity test ever is

The Unisex Purity Test,

written pre-1980 in the Massachusetts Institute of development Baker home. In 1983, Carnegie Mellon developed a 247-question adaptation. A lot of changes occured because internet became popular with a 2000-questions long adaptation printed in fall ’95.

You are acquainted the

Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test

, a 500-question variation easily classified because net’s most popular love test.

We have been taking these ridiculous exams because 90’s since it was really the one and only thing you could carry out on-line besides have cybersex with complete strangers. The concerns are priced between “have you ever before involved with heavy petting above the waist” to “had your face placed into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?” or “hairless or molded your own genital pubic hair in a certain layout (moons, minds, expensive diamonds, clovers, etc.)?” or “had intercourse, dental sex, or [mutual] masturbation with one type pet over and over again? (Alive or lifeless.)” It gets some awful.

At an Oakland Autostraddlea meetup this weekend, the topic of purity examinations came up and we thought it might be enjoyable to publish our personal for Lezbos. We’re going to stay away from many of the much more intense aspects of the first test.

WARNING:

Purity Tests commonly Computer. It’s just for fun. Its nbd.

Because this is a lesbian love test, unless or else given, the gender of one’s intimate partner is actually an individual who determines as a lady (whether cis or trans or whatnot). Use your very own definitions. It isn’t an actual examination. Its what you may want it to be, like attracting with crayons on a blank sheet of paper.

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LESBIAN SEX PURITY TEST

Allow yourself one percentage point for each NO.

At the conclusion of the exam, your few “nos” indicates exactly how pure you’re in the lesbian sexworld. It is possible to respond to yes to every concern or no to every concern. There is nothing mutually special.

The Basic Principles

Perhaps You Have…

1. kept arms or cuddled with a female you were keen on?

2. kept arms or cuddled with a woman you had been keen on who was simply additionally attracted to you?

3. Gone on a night out together with a woman?

4. Kissed a lady who recognizes their unique intimate positioning as a lesbian or bisexual or another lady-liking salesmanship?

5. Kissed a female whom determines their particular intimate positioning as right?

6. Kissed a lady whom determines as direct it is plainly not direct?

7. Kissed one which determines as either bisexual or heterosexual?

8. Kissed a man which recognizes as homosexual?

9. Touched a female from waist-up in a sexual or romantic method? (clothed or elsewhere)

10. Touched a woman from the waist-down in an intimate or close way? (clothed or otherwise)

11. Masturbated?

12. Masturbated with a partner? (Mutual self pleasure)

13. Masturbated while thinking about Shane?

14. Masturbated while considering all other lesbian figure throughout the teevee or perhaps in a film?

15. Had a sleepover (in the same bed) with another woman?

16. Had a sleepover (in identical bed) with another girl which induce intimate tasks?

17. Had a sleepover (in the same sleep) with another girl which UNEXPECTEDLY lead to intimate tasks?

18. experienced a monogamous union with another woman?

19. experienced a polyamorous union with a minumum of one various other girl?

20. Had a climax?

Positons & Styles

Perhaps You Have …

21. “Dry humped?”

22. Had intercourse?

23. Scissored?

24. 69’ed?

25. 69’ed successfully?

26. Had anal sex (giver or receiver)?

27. Offered or received oral sex?

28. involved with intimate activities you’ll classify as including thraldom and self-discipline (B&D), popularity and distribution (D&s) or  sadism and masochism (S&M)?

29. utilized a strap-on or any other sex toy during intercourse?

30. Worn a strap-on during sex?

31. Damaged a strap-on or any other sex toy during sex?

32. Fingerblasted or already been fingerblasted?

33. Driven Hot Wheels over a woman’s clitoris?

34. gone fisted or fisted someone else?

35. Been tangled up in a threesome with two different women?

36. Been involved with a threesome with a person and a lady?

37. gone involved with party sex or an orgy?

38. Had cellphone intercourse?

39. Had gender with a man?

40. Had an orgasm during lover sex or sexual tasks?

Associates

Maybe You’ve made down, had gender and/or dental gender with…

41 … some one ready of energy over you (teacher, supervisor, coach) or somebody you’re in a situation of power over?

42 … a sporting events teammate or enemy?

43 … someone that was in the dresser?

44 … a high profile or a celesbian?

45 … a closeted celebrity or closeted famous (locally, nationally or globally) individual?

46 … your direct companion?

47 …. your own lesbian best friend?

48 …. your buddy’s sweetheart or ex-girlfriend?

49 … a girlfriend?

50 …. more than five different females (definitely not while doing so)?

51 … more than ten different women (not always on top of that)?

52 … a stranger?

53 … an ex?

54 … somebody married to a man?

55 … someone married/civil unionized/domestic partnered/commitment ceremonied to a female?

56 … a current or previous sex worker?

57 … Whitney?

Perhaps You Have kissed, made completely or had sex with some body you met…

58 …at gay conversion process camp and other event/gathering/school made to “heal” you of homosexuality?

59 … at an all-women’s college?

60 … via Autostraddle (‘cause they compose for AS, ‘cause you met posting comments, or at an Autostraddle meetup)?

61 … via tumblr or just about any other kind of blog site?

62 … just before knew you had been homosexual? (as in: you first found this individual once you don’t know you had been homosexual, but connected using them later AFTER once you understand you had been homosexual)

63 … at school?

64 … at the job?

65 … at a club or dance club?

Enjoying & Listening

Maybe You’ve had intercourse or made completely with somebody while listening to…

66 Tegan & Sara?

67 Radiohead or Portishead?

68 Ani DiFranco?

69 Ani DiFranco — purposely?

Perhaps You Have…

70 viewed directly pornography?

71 saw “lesbian pornography” that’s in fact really and truly just for right people?

72 viewed queer lesbian porno made for/by actual lesbians?

73 study lesbian erotica?

74 saw porn with a sexual partner?

75 Watched

The L Word, Certain, Skins, Gia

or any other lesbian movie/show with a girl you love assured that it’ll your likelihood of getting some?

Place, Area, Place

Maybe you’ve made or had intercourse with someone:

76  â€¦ in a bed?

77 … inside the restroom?

78  â€¦when there was a line to make use of the bathroom?

79  â€¦ and received knocked outside of the bathroom to make call at it?

80 … in a religious building or host to worship?

81 … in a college or college building, whether you are a student, instructor or arbitrary civilian? (dorms you shouldn’t count)

82 … within parents’ home? (whether you live together with your parents or not)

83 … on a watercraft, cruise ship, practice or plane?

84 … at Dinah Shore, The Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival or Rodeo Disco?

85 … on Pride month or National coming-out time?

86 … in a car?

87 … in the beach or even in the forests or everywhere which you put yourself susceptible to obtaining soil, mud or leaves in your butt?

88 … in a hotel or hotel place earned especially for the objective of making love?

89 … while becoming recorded or shooting yourself?

90 … in a human anatomy of water (pond, spa, etc)?

Etc.

Have You had sex while…

91 … you or your lover had been in your duration?

92 … you or your lover was pregnant?

93 … some other person ended up being watching or sex in identical space?

94 … in a different nation?

Maybe You Have ever….

95 …had intercourse with a couple of people in a 24-hour duration?

96 … licked hummus or chocolate off an other woman’s erect nipples?

97 … had sex or sexual relations while intoxicated with liquor?

98 … had sex while under the influence of marijuana or other medicines?

99 … had sex while pretending to be sober although you weren’t sober whatsoever?

100 … had gender with a vehicle since you
mistook it for the next elephant
?

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HOW PURE COULD YOU BE? DISPLAY YOUR SCORE!

Assorted Links during the day:

from queerbrownxx.tumblr.com

Exactly why Lesbian Porn is the better
:

“Lumpkin’s porno doesn’t feel dirty. Hot, certainly, but dirty, no. And also for each movie, you will find a clip through the actresses making reference to their particular experience in the ready. Thus giving you parts a real face, the actual opposite of objectification.”

(@alternet) (do not necessarily accept most of the things in this post but it is fascinating however)

Precisely why Traditional Porn Is Not Ready the real deal Sex
:

“women, there’s a significant difference between genital brushing for production price as well as the outright homogenization of pussies.” (

@thedemoiselles)

The Twisted World of  “Ex-Girlfriend” Porn
:

“The inherent violation and diminished consent within actual “revenge pornography” makes it some of the a lot more frustrating wallpaper in the wonderful world of on-line porno — but perhaps the artificial stuff shines a light on the darker corners on the man intimate psyche.”

(@salon)

There’s a
screw yeah Jiz Lee
now, did you know? It’s really no
bang yeah autostraddle
, but it’s pretty rad likewise. (@tumblr)

Sex information from pro-choice protestors
(@nerve)